Stefanie Kalem Stefanie Kalem

I am President Fleabag

7/28 - The concept for the clothing line is "zebra," ya dig?
7/29 - Tailgating at the big box store in Jacksonville.
8/5 - Marcos and I and one other friend are kidnapped and held hostage by some kind of cult. This is not a good dream.
8/6 - Late for a press conference with the new chancellor, because my skirt keeps changing on me.

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Stefanie Kalem Stefanie Kalem

I'm in training, but for what?

9/3 - Just because we can create a new genre of dystopian gross-out cinema doesn't mean that we should.

9/6 - Hanging out with my handsome long-lost stepcousin from West Philly.

9/7 - No idea what i dreamed but i woke up singing "Tower of Song." (Oh, wait! I dreamed that Bean put all of my various eyedrops in a pretty little bowl!)

9/9 - Termite invasion! So you can't stay here, I'm sorry.

9/10 - Ooh, my version of that Miami Vice episode is way (scarier, more feminist) better than the real one.

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